Death Becomes You
Rock to die for! No tricks just treats from this month's Featured Artist of the Month, Death Becomes You. Blood, gore, Killer tunes - these guys have it all! If Hell was a gig then DBY would be the headliner act. Heavier than a marble gravestone, cooler than a week old corpse, this band have a sound and stage presence wicked enough to transform any crowd into an army of zombies! Check out the death certificates of these unholy creatures of the night below....

John Janos
Age: Born Unto The Earth In The Year 1666
Starsign: Libra
Instrument: Vokills
Favourite band: N/A
5 favourite albums/CD's

1) Alice Cooper - "Killer" LP

2) KISS - "Destroyer" LP
3) RAMONES - "Anthology" 2-CD Set
4) The Animals - "Best Of" CD
5) Faith No More - "The Real Thing" CD
Favourite Quote: "People Are Sheep" "Pull The String"
Favourite celeb you'd like to share a jacuzzi with: Well If That Applies To Persons Living Or Dead That Would Be "The Creature From The Black Lagoon"... And If We are Speaking Of The "Living" Female Variety, Sofia Vergara!!
Favourite food: Japanese
Favourite Drink: V-8!! The beverage with the closest resemblance to human blood, in texture and taste... Can't bleed your victims? Have a V-8!!
Favourite sport: Anti-Jock!! Only Blood-Sports!!

Favourite Place:Transylvania, Japan, The Haunted Mansion At Disney World

Favourite TV Show: The Munsters, Addams Family, The Original Saturday Night Live, Sanford & Son
Hobbies: Collecting Monster Toys & Model Kits (I have a collection of Revell Monster Kit's from the 60's that is to be rivalled!!), Original Prints Of Old Horror Film Posters, Headstone Etchings.

Dislikes: The current State Of Poseur Spooky Bands Who Literally "Take The Piss" Out Of What Bands Like DBY Bring To The Table... The Idea Of Having To "Remake" Classic Films That Were Classic To Begin With!!

Age: 22
Starsign: Libra
Instrument: Guitar is my weapon of choice, though I can play almost anything you put in front of me
Favourite band: Too many to list, see below
5 favourite albums/CD's

1) Paradise Lost - Icon

2) Faith No More - King for a Day
3) New Found Glory - Sticks and Stones / self titled
4) Any Ratt album
5) Any Whitesnake album
Favourite Quote: "I really don't give a shit"
Favourite celeb you'd like to share a jacuzzi with: Britney Spears and Jenna Jameson at the same time
Favourite food: Ribs (fresh from the cadaver and marinated immediately )
Favourite Drink: Alcoholic:Captain and Coke
Favourite sport: Fuck sports. Jocks can suck my dick.

Favourite Place:I must say right now, California

Favourite TV Show: TV is gay. there hasn't been a good show in at least 10 years.
Hobbies: Geez...where do I start. I really like taking experimental psychoactive drugs, finding random people and following them to their home, brutally torturing them in front of their families and then burning the house down in a raging inferno. Its quite gratifying.

Dislikes: N/A

Nicodemous (or Nico)
Age: N/A
Starsign: Leo
Instrument: Treble , 'cause the rythm is the bass, and the bass is the "treble"
Favourite band: I have too many, I can't just pick one, but if I had to pick my all time favorite it would be KISS!
5 favourite albums/CD's

1) Deadsy - Commencement

2) U2 - All that you can't leave behind
4) Orgy - Vapor Transmission
5) Korn - Untouchables
Favourite Quote: N/A
Favourite celeb you'd like to share a jacuzzi with: I guess I have two answers for this question, 'cause one of them is now worm food LOL ! My first would be the infamous blonde bombshell, cocksuckin' pornstar "SAVANAH" who shot herself in the face, a few years back 'cause she loved coccaine and cock!!! My other choice would have to be the GINA GERSON chick in that LENNY KRAVITZ video for that song called "AGAIN" I must say she looks very delicious and edible in that video! She makes my knob swell !
Favourite food: Sushi and female trout "well I guess they are basically the same"!
Favourite Drink: Blood and urine (what a great combination)
Favourite sport: SHRIMPING!!! "we are all SHRIMPING fanatics actually!" get your straws guys!

Favourite Place:Under your bed, especially if your a teenage virgin!!

Favourite TV Show: Howard Stern, and anything on E!
Hobbies: Inflicting pain , commiting acts of violence, torture, drug abuse, and grave robbing! (my favorite)


Christopher Lee

Age: Old enough to vividly remember when the Bubonic Plague (aka The Black Death) laid waste to Eastern Europe...
Starsign: Scorpio - very passionate, opinionated, outspoken, we hate "comfort lies", fascinated with sex & death...
Instrument: Drums, Coffin Lids, Human Skulls,
Favourite band: RAMONES (all line-up incarnations...), THE DAMNED (feature one of the best vocalists ever, Dave Vanian is god!!) SEX PISTOLS (true rock n' roll terrorism!!) The Independents (Joey Ramone managed them until the day he died, Evil Presley rocks!!) Alice Cooper (the original lineup are gods, dedicated our first CD "Unearthed" to Guitarist Glen Buxton who died in 97' became very close with his family in the process...) KISS (all recorded material & performances ending with the "Unmasked" LP...) The New York Dolls (the original outlaw band, everyone has chewed from the carcass they left...) The HeartBreakers (Johnny Thunders was a success at failing but him and Jerry Nolan together are devastating!!) TSOL ("Dance With Me" should be required listening for every Modern-Day Psuedo-Goth who thinks bad techno (is there good techno?) is "spooky"...) New Found Glory (very spiritual, represents the "light" in the darkness that is my life...) Voi Vod (founders of post apocalyptic 80's death/black/thrash metal!! GODS)
5 favourite albums/CD's

1) The Damned - "Grave Disorder" (masterpeice!!)

2) Tiger Army - "Phase II: Power Of Moonlite"
3) RAMONES - "Sunterranean Jungle"
4) Dgeneration - "Through The Darkness"
5) The HeartBreakers - "Like A MotherFucker"
Favourite Quote: "There Is A Beast In Man That Should Be Excercised Not Excorcised..." - Anton Szandor Lavey, 1966'
"Rock N' Roll Has Become A Ghetto, We Will Now Turn It Into A Graveyard..." Christopher Lee, 2001'
Favourite celeb you'd like to share a jacuzzi with: Must it be a jacuzzi Mark? I much rather prefer a bathtub full of human blood as water doesn't do much in the way of reversing the "aging process"!! But heres a few: April Arikksen (web model), Jordan Price (page 3 girls rule!!), Mistress Shani Renee (up & coming porn diva!!) Mandy Lynn (webmodel), - no-one can eat just one!!
Favourite food: Sushi (when you can't have a woman occupy your time have some raw fish!!) The Japanase have the best food if your a health-minded heathen like yours truly!!
Favourite Drink: Human blood served at room temperature like a fine chianti... Administered from a skull preferably!! Formaldehyde, Embalming Fluid, and a variety of alcoholic beverages...
Favourite sport: Never was a fan of sports, besides the fact sportsfigures are put on pedestals in American society are overcompensated and get away with everything... Musicians change the world and are always equated with "starving artists"!! In my view your either a music fan or a sports fan, there is no casual interest it is either diehard or not... Sports are to pacify the minds of simpletons...

Favourite Place:Emergency Rooms, Crematoriums, Houses Of Ill Repute, Blood Banks...

Favourite TV Show: Six Feet Under (did you expect anything less?), The Sopranos, Adult Swim/The Cartoon Network (Sunday night adult cartoons - MeatWad, Space Ghost, Home Movies, The Brak Show...)
Hobbies: Music (creating it and listening to it, going to shows, it consumes my life...), Reading (everything from Pema Chodron to the missing children labels on milk cartons...), deep converstaion, worshipping the female form be it live or dead...

Dislikes: The current state of music, movies, art and entertainment, Automatons (people who follow the herd), Republicans, American Family Association, MTV programming, mainstream radio, anyone who still applys the term "alternative" to rock or tells you it is back, Nu-Metal, Any band who we influenced who is reluctant to admit it, close-minded music fans, Gay Vampire Club Owners...

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