Rhesus Monkey

Sam Stephens

Age: 22
Starsign: Aries
Instrument: Bass
Favourite band: Err…I got lots! Slipknot, f-minus, Soulfly ……
5 favourite albums/CD's

1) F-minus - (S/T)

2) HIM - Razorblade Romance
3) Rise Against - The Unraveling
4) Soulfly - 3
5) The Distillers - (S/T)
Favourite Quote: "Put an egg in your boot, and beat it!"
Favourite celeb you'd like to share a jacuzzi with: Jeff Hardy and Bam Margera
Favourite food: Pizza, or curry
Favourite Drink: 1664!
Favourite sport: It's gonna have to be Kabudi, and curling

Favourite Place:Bed

Favourite TV Show: Oz, Jonathan Creek, 24 and of course Diagnosis Murder
Hobbies: Playing computer games, cards, smokin' and especially the music.

Dislikes: The usual, taxes, bills, working shitty jobs, war, the state of the world…..

Tom Stones

Age: 21
Starsign: Pisces
Instrument: Trumpet
Favourite band: I saw Bad Manners the other week so it's them at the moment
5 favourite albums/CD's

1) Anything by the Skatalites

2) Jimi Hendrix - Live at woodstock
3) Red Hot Chilli Peppers - One Hot Minute
4) The Datsuns - The datsuns
5) Portishead - Dummy
Favourite Quote: "I don't think this is a brains kind of operation" - Benicio Del Toro, Way of the gun
Favourite celeb you'd like to share a jacuzzi with: Heather Graham every time
Favourite food: Probably curry though I do like a good fry up.
Favourite Drink: Larger
Favourite sport: Football

Favourite Place: Sat in the sun with a Beer and a reefer-can't beat it

Favourite TV Show: Gotta be the sopranos
Hobbies: Smoking, generally chillin out - and I play in a band as well

Dislikes: Pop music - when will they ever learn, Radio DJs - I don't think they could be any more irritating and chili sauce that simply isn't hot enough.


Age: 22
Starsign: Gemini
Instrument: Drums
Favourite band: Macabre
5 favourite albums/CD's

1) Macabre - Sinister Slaughter / Behind the walls of sleep

2) Carcass - Necroticism / Descanting The Insalubrious
3) Cannibal Corpse - Bloodthirst
4) Decapitated - Nihility
5) The Berzerker - Dissimulate
Favourite Quote: "...I smoke weed and I've got brain damage, but I don't give a fuck cause I still manage to represent to the fullest..."
Favourite celeb you'd like to share a jacuzzi with: Hmm don't really know any celebs, not even by their looks
Favourite food: Curry Wurst
Favourite Drink: Ice Tea - Peach flavour
Favourite sport: Mountain biking, skiing

Favourite Place:The Alps

Favourite TV Show: The Simpsons, OZ
Hobbies: Skiing, mountain biking

Dislikes: Religious fanatics (or believers) of any sort! Shut the fuck up and get a life...
Keep fistin in the name of metal and bang your head in the name of satan....(good old Conquest Of Steel)

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