| Starsign:
Cancer, but with the recent news that our
zodiac may be a month behind it is possible that I am a whatever-comes-a-month-before-cancer |
| Instrument(s)
Played: Guitar, vocals |
| Favourite
Instrument ever owned: Samick Greg Bennett
series semi-hollow |
| Favourite
band(s): Simon
& Garfunkle, Butch Walker, The Push Stars |
| Favourite
album/CD: Paul
Simon - Graceland |
| Current
"Hot" CD playing on your system:
Julius C - OK OK |
| Favourite
Quote: “I used to spend my money on
women and wine, but I couldn’t tell you where I spent last
night”- Poison |
| Favourite
celeb you'd like to share a beer with: Tom
Darby, Saul of Tarsus |
| Five
words that describe your personality: Gross,
arrogant, hilarious, hungry, stank |
| Favourite
food: Cheese, bread, sandwiches, coffee, and
soup |
| Favourite
Drink: Coffee |
| Favourite
sport: College Basketball, specifically ACC
Basketball |
| Favourite
Place: Savannah, GA |
| Favourite
Festival: Any and all BBQ cook offs |
| Favourite
Venue Played & Why: Sloppy Joe’s,
Key West - See John's answer, add titties |
| Favourite
TV Show: Anything about religion on History,
Chappelle’s Show |
| Favourite
Movie / Film: The Usual Suspects |
| Favourite
Book(s): The Stand - Stephen King, Helter
Skelter - Vincent Bugliosi |
| Favourite
Website(s) : www.cracked.com |
| Favourite
Vehicle Owned:
1985 Volvo |
| Best
Job Ever Had: Musician…duh |
| Worst
/ Most Embarrassing Job Ever Had: Can’t
comment until I get another job |
| Hobbies:
Cooking, eating, finding new places to eat |
Likes:
Food,
drink, music, entertainment |
| Dislikes:
The
band’s comments about my farts, Glenn Beck |
| Sum
up yourself in no more than 250 words:
I'm a disgusting individual who is constantly trying to find new
and creative ways to say and do things that will gross people out.
I have a tremendous ego but you will like me anyway. |
